Oddball Fat Piggy
Oddball, you are the life of our family. The sparkle in our eyes, the center of our hearts. Your fur is beyond majestic, and your Piggy Huge Mungo! No words can express how important you are! All of us, who love you dearly, want you in our arms. Everything about you is special. From your piggy to your squeaking, to your exploring skills, and most of all your love for us! You are as important to us as the Sun is to the Earth. You have no equal. You have many names. Mr. Flappy Ears, The Fat One, The Plump One, Porker, Fatball, and many more that I can't think of right now. I know that you are happy now, and don't forget that we all love you! By far, you are the Fattest, Cutest, Greatest Piggy ever!